when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Everything about him screamed your future.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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