so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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