so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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