Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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