even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Come see our sink grown plant.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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