So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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