That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I could fuck to npr.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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