Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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