omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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