i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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