A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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