is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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