Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
