you guys were way drunker than both of me
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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