also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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