just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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