No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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