quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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