This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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