whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
This toilet bowl is my home.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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