just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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