hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I'm always down for nudity.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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