And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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