The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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