Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
