I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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