thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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