You surviving the open bar?
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Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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