She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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