Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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