Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
