No, you can still breathe under the balls.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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