The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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