I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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