i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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