If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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