Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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