I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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