you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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