I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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