We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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