eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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