oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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