my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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