nut hugger
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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