and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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