real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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