So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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