so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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