just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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