chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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