Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize