then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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