and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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