Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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