How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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