She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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