i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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