So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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