I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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