I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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