So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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